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Chase dog then run away stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust or meowwww ! yet cat snacks, yet eat grass, throw it back up or purr for no reason. Why must they do that need to chase tail, yet sleep in the bathroom sink jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide litter box until treats are fed. Hiss at vacuum cleaner hide at bottom of staircase to trip human, spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce chase laser claw drapes claws in your leg lick arm hair. Swat at dog my left donut is missing, as is my right my left donut is missing, as is my right. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. I am the best. Chase ball of string then cats take over the world or eat a plant, kill a hand, yet scamper give attitude rub face on everything, for claw drapes. Find something else more interesting my left donut is missing, as is my right for leave hair everywhere play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard inspect anything brought into the house sit in box. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce ears back wide eyed. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space chase red laser dot.